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MAKE $50,000 in 4 Weeks (REALLY WORKS!)
MAKE $50,000 In 4 Weeks (REALLY WORKS!)
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE...IT REALLY WORKS...I SWEAR!
Matthew Jenneson, Cleveland, Oh -"within 2 hours I had $400"
Do you need extra income? Quickly and Legally?
Do you have a PayPal Account? (If not, the set up takes under 5 minutes AND IT'S TOTALLY FREE)
You could make up to $50,000 in one month's time with more money coming in every month thereafter!
$50,000 in PayPal? That's Right ! $50,000 dollars in your PayPal ACCOUNT, IT WAS PROVEN ON OPRAH and this system is COMPLETELY LEGAL!!!
You may have heard of this program (or one like it) on 20/20 or even in the Wall Street Journal. $10 that's all it takes. I'll try to keep it short and sweet.
To get started just COPY this whole page and paste it to edit it. Simply follow the instructions below and in 2 to 3 weeks, you will have as much as $50,000 in your PayPal account or even more.
Most people respond to this program because of the low investment ($10 dollars) and the high profit potential. There is no limit to the income you can generate from this (you can do it over and over). If you follow the instructions, you will reach thousands of people! Honesty, Faith, and Integrity makes this system work.
I think everyone has heard of PayPal. Anyone with an e-mail address can join for FREE! If you're not already a PayPal user, the first thing you need to do is sign up.
Sign up for PayPal here www.paypal.com It's real easy to set up and it's FREE Just make sure you have a Business or Premier account or you may be subjected to a monthly income limitation which may slow this program down.
Send $5 to the first person on the list by using the paypal send money feature, and include in the e-mail: "Please add me to your list". This keeps the program legal. Then send another $5 to the 5th person on the list, with an e-mail that says: "Thank you. I've joined".
Remove the 1st e-mail address and place your address at the bottom. This moves the 2nd to 1st, 3rd to 2nd, and the 5th into 4th.
DO NOT TRY TO PLACE YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WILL ONLY REACH THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO, AND THEN YOUR NAME WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST! If you do this the way it was designed, it will reach thousands by the time your name gets to the top. REMEMBER TO SEND a $5.00 dollar donation to the 1st e-mail address and the message, "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR LIST", and send an e-mail with the words "THANK YOU - I'VE JOINED" and the other $5.00 dollars to the 5th person.
This will help the 5th person to keep track of progress of the letter and continue to send out more e-mails. Here is the list:
1.) blessmenu@saintly.com
2.) bmarko2@letterboxes.org
3.) christyfox11101@yahoo.com
4.) miraclealma7@hotmail.com
5.) jscvet@yahoo.com
(Make sure it's the same e-mail address that you used to open your PayPal account. This is the way you will receive your payment)
Now that you have paid the 1st and the 5th person and sent them both an e-mail ( via PayPal account ) and placed your e-mail address in the 5th place, then what you need to do is post your letter. You can post on craigslist, backpage, message boards and newsgroups (there are thousands) and you can even send an e-mail to your e-mail list. IT IS YOUR JOB AS THE 5TH PERSON ON THE LIST TO ENSURE THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 "THANK YOU. I'VE JOINED" replies.
The fifth person is the guardian of the system! If there are not at least 20 replies then the 5th person will keep sending/posting the letter until there are.
MAKE SURE YOU SEND $5 DOLLARS TO THE FIRST PERSON TO THANK THEM FOR WHEN THEY WERE THE GUARDIAN OF THE LETTER AND $5 DOLLARS TO THE 5TH PERSON SO MORE EMAILS CONTINUE TO GO OUT!!!
Now the fun happens. We reap what we sow. Other people will see your posting and do the exact same thing, bringing you lots and lots of dollars!!! Seriously, it's common sense - you do it and 25 or more people see and do the exact same thing and everyone wins!!!
You will receive thanks AND THE SAME BLESSING. When your name is on the 1st slot, 8,000 to 15,000 people will send you $5.00 Keep in mind the most you spend is $10 (WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND)
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TESTIMONIALS: Mary Gatters, Columbus, SC: I only have one thing to say to you: OH MY GOD! I sent out 142 copies total before 20 replied, like the instructions said. Then I went on a short vacation, When I got back, my account had over $32,000 in it already and the money was still coming I'm still floating on air (especially with my new car). I thought the guardian system sounded cheesy, but now I realize it is the formula that makes this letter really work. THANKS.
Richard Barrie, Boulder, CO: I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my PayPal account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $22,449 At first I thought there had been some sort of error with my account
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HERE ARE THE STEP-BY-STEP DIRECTIONS AGAIN:
Step 1. Set up your PayPal account, if you don't already have one, and send the top name (1st person) $5.00 DON'T FORGET to include "Please add me to your list". This is important as it keeps the program legal.
Step 2. Send the other $5.00 and a note stating "Thank you. I've joined" to the 5th name on the list.
Step 3. Remove the top name, bump the other 4 names up one place each. Place your name in the bottom slot and you will receive a minimum of $100.00 for your efforts.
Step 4. Keep sending/posting the letter until you receive 20 "Thank you, I've joined" replies in your mailbox. That's it, It's that simple
Please give it an honest effort, you will not be disappointed and will be very glad you did when it starts to work. Remember, all you are going to be out of pocket is about the cost of a couple of coffees with the opportunity of banking thousands of dollars into your PayPal account
Take the smallest risk of your life. Take 10-20 minutes to work on this small project and reap the rewards.
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