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10 Simple Rules to Help You Avoid Organized Living and Clutter Control
Are you tired of the "clear the clutter Mantra? Do you think that all the hype about organized living and clutter control is a big joke? Would you like to just go on in your own disorganized way?
Beverly Hansen OMalley invites you to www.organization-makes-sense.com where you will find more information that makes sense of how to achieve organized living, positive attitude tips, and the real costs of clutter on a physical, emotional, and spiritual level.
Follow these 10 guidelines for NOT to clearing clutter and I can guarantee you will be able to get more and more clutter and disorganization in your life and avoid organized living altogether!
1. Shop 'til you Drop - be a good consumer and get out there and buy stuff, even stuff you do not need or want. When you think you have enough go and buy more. Better yet every time you feel emotionally upset or are having a bad day engage in shopping therapy to make yourself feel better. Just remember that in order to create more clutter you must always add to what you already have so if you buy duplicates of any item make sure you keep each and every one!
2. Do not plan - live in the moment and only deal with what is going on right now. Who cares if you cannot find your socks, your briefcase or your keys tomorrow morning? You are happy right now and you should be able to do only what you want to do at this moment.
3. Assign the same level of importance to everything - this will make you feel truly overwhelmed and if you are feeling overwhelmed about getting organized you can just go shopping!
4. Accept every free item that is offered to you - if it's free it must be worthwhile and having.
5. Never ever say no, to anyone or anything, not even to yourself - This method is guaranteed to win your friends because no one will ever be mad at you! and in addition you will likely never have to be bothered with clutter control. You will just keep accumulating stuff. Definitely a win/win situation for the clutter lover!
6. Procrastinate - why make a decision today when you can do it tomorrow, or the day after, or the year after that! Clearing clutter? not today - maybe tomorrow
7. Create emotional attachments to your stuff - being emotionally attached to stuff is so much safer than forming relationships with people. If you ignore clutter control altogether your stuff will never abandon you, hurt your feelings, or be late for a lunch date! When your stuff has such wonderful emotions and memories attached why would anyone want to go out and create new memories??
8. Stay stuck in the past- the future is so uncertain but the past is a known entity. There are no uncertainties in the past! Actually moving forward in your life would mean clearing clutter (horrors). Better to stick with what you know than face an uncertain future.
9. Think emotionally not logically- use your emotions as the basis for every decision in your life and you are guaranteed to have more of what you already have!
10. Keep everything "just in case" - in order to keep your clutter you must assume that everything you keep will have some usefulness in the future. You do not have to plan to use it tomorrow or even the next day just someday! You should not be planning to use it anyway or you are breaking one of these rules!
So there you have it. Ten simple rules for how to avoid organized living and avoid clutter control altogether!.
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